Welcome to my books!
From ridiculous villains and outrageous adventures to a healthy helping of literary mischief, my books are written to entertain, surprise and occasionally make grown-ups question my judgement.
Have a browse. There’s bound to be trouble somewhere.
Crooks and Nannies
Crooks and Nannies: A N.A.U.G.H.T.Y. Beginning…
Meet the world’s most outrageous criminal masterminds. Unfortunately for them, they’ve met their match: a group of nannies who aren’t quite as innocent as they look.
Crooks and Nannies: A N.A.U.G.H.T.Y. Beginning… launches a gloriously ridiculous adventure packed with dastardly villains, unexpected heroes and enough mischief to keep everyone on their toes.
Perfect for readers aged 7+ who enjoy fast-paced stories, larger-than-life characters and a healthy disregard for sensible behaviour.
Crooks and Nannies Too
The nannies are back. The villains are back. And things are about to get a whole lot slimier.
Crooks and Nannies Too delivers another gloriously ridiculous adventure, with outrageous villains, unexpected twists and enough slime to cause a national emergency.
Perfect for readers aged 7+ who love fast-paced stories, larger-than-life characters and a healthy disregard for sensible behaviour.
Crooks and Nannies: Beyond the Gravy
London is drowning in gravy. The country’s in chaos. And the only people who can save the day are a bunch of thoroughly unsuitable nannies.
Crooks and Nannies: Beyond the Gravy serves up another outrageous adventure featuring dastardly villains, the return of the Bratts and a very troublesome artificial intelligence called P.A.M.
Packed with ridiculous twists, spectacular silliness and enough gravy to bring the capital to a standstill. Perfect for readers aged 7+ who like their adventures completely off the menu.
The Raccoons
The Raccoons: Blast from the Past!
Karl Snarl is coming back. And he’s looking for revenge!
When Cyril Sneer receives a threatening letter from his former business partner, the Raccoons of Evergreen Forest have a problem. Karl Snarl is mean, greedy, grumpy and determined to get even. And if Cyril Sneer is frightened of him, everyone else should be worried.
The Raccoons: Blast from the Past! brings the much-loved television characters back for another adventure packed with familiar faces, outrageous schemes and plenty of laughs.
With Karl Snarl threatening to blow their mansion down and Bert Raccoon planning to deliver newspapers by helicopter, what could possibly go wrong?
The Christmas Raccoons
It’s Christmas Eve in the Evergreen Forest. Bert Raccoon is singing carols, snow is falling, and somebody is cutting down all the trees. Hang on. That’s not very festive!
When Ranger Dan sets off to catch a tree thief, his children Julie and Tommy go searching for the perfect Christmas tree. But the tree they find is rather special. It’s already been chopped down – and it happens to be the Raccoons’ home!
The Christmas Raccoons brings the much-loved characters back in a festive adventure full of humour, heart and Christmas chaos. Based on the original 1980 animated film, it’s a seasonal story for fans old and new.
