Last year saw the release of my first book: “The Modern MAMIL: How to look pro”, illustrated by the amazing Spencer Wilson. It’s a funny look at the world of middle-aged men in Lycra.
Congratulations on obtaining this invaluable guide.
Like all Middle Aged Men In Lycra, you know in your heart of hearts that, if there was any justice in the world, you’d be a pro-cyclist.
If only the stars had aligned differently, making you taller, thinner, sportier or less fond of cake – it all could have been so different.
You’d have been up there on the podium with the trophies, the sponsorship deals and the press intrusion.
Never fear, you may not BE a pro, but that doesn’t mean you can’t LOOK like one.
The book you’re holding right now is the key to looking the part. From socks to shaving, cadences to coffee-shop culture, we cover it all.
Trust us, after reading this guide, you won’t be able to go out for a spin without someone shouting:
“There goes a total pro!”
You can thank us later.
Chris McGuire, The Modern MAMIL: How to look pro
To get your copy, click here. The perfect gift for the MAMIL in your life.
Chris McGuire: Writer 
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